My dad told me I had better write these things down....
Hudson had outgrown his Yankee jersey. I tried to put it on Ethan one day and he said, all aghast, "I can't wear this!! I'm not a sport!"
The other morning Ethan crawled into bed next to me and asked. "Where is Hudson?"
Me: "In his bed sleeping."
Ethan: "I saw him not."
Me: "Oh, o-kay Yoda."